I’ve never taken much interest in the FPL Cup. Some seasons, it has started and I have been knocked out of it without even being aware that I have entered it. However, this year, things are different. This year, I am taking the Cup seriously.
Not that I have any hopes of winning; among almost 10.5 million players worldwide, the chances of success is National-Lottery-slim. But I do fancy a good cup run. Picture myself as that plucky outsider who defies expectations; beats the odds to knock out a few more-favoured opponents, before ultimately succumbing to crashing reality. Think Calais Racing Union, 2000. Morocco, 2022.
And, I have had a promising start. A first-week bye. On what basis? I do not know. But I am taking the result regardless. Second week: an easy win. Admittedly against a team, which appears unchanged since Gameweek 3 – packed with multiple injuries and early-season hopefuls – but a win’s a win.
And then into week 3 of the Cup. And it proves to be a close-call. Looking at the two teams before the start of matches, and the result could go either way. And so it proved. With the results in, I am six points to the good, but there is a complication. With the suspension of the Bournemouth-Luton match, it looks likely that the points gained from players of those two teams will be voided. It would mean a loss of six points for me; none for my opponent. Six points! It is the vital difference between our two teams. The FPL seems to take an age before coming to a decision about the match but, finally, as predicted, I find six points knocked off my Gameweek score. And the Cup? We are tied on points.
How will this be resolved? I do a quick web search. What happens when two teams have drawn in the FPL Cup? It goes to goals scored.
I check my team against my opponents once again. I have scored three goals against his one. I go through to the next round on a tie-break.
The luck of the Cup? Maybe it really is my year.
The dream continues.
© Donnie Blake

All Donnie Blake wants for Christmas is a good FPL Cup run.
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